floating on for 1,000 miles in crimson and clover.

[dingoatemybinky]

my dad sent me an email that said only

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[dontactyourage]

Aww Daddy wrote you a nice poem. Should I go visit Wilson and kidnap him for my flight across the Atlantic? I bet I could hide him on the plane. No one would notice.
"What's that furry thing sticking out of your pocket?"
"Uhhh it's a medical condition, THANKS FOR BRINGING UP A REALLY SORE SUBJECT, YOU INSENSITIVE JACKASS."
Yeah. Come home already.

[dingoatemybinky]

oh please bring my baby to me. i miss his soft butt and his non judgemental stare.

by the way, how is that rash coming along?

[dontactyourage]

Much better than your case of gout, I hear.