there is too much fucking rain in this country.

i am sitting in the same room i have slept in since i was 10 or 11, using the computer covered in a layer of dirt from its many uses and all the while my chinchilla, who will live to 30 years of age, stares at me from his dilapitated blue house. and even though all this sameness surrounds me, even as i prepare to go to a monotonous job (all the ( Read more... )

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/english-lesson.html

everyone should see this video.

way to go toshi.

i need to get better porn. "sex kittens 20", "lustful addiction" and "latin adultry", to name a few, are just not up to par anymore. they are great for comedy value but right now, i'm not up for a laugh. although there was one point where this guy (who didn't look fully hard throughout the entire video...although given the girl he was with i don't ( Read more... )

i am in the san francisco airport which, incidentally, is possibly the most infuriating airport in america. it is definitely not the most infuriating airport in the world because rjykeeviendjfkdsbfks, iceland has already filled that glorious position ( Read more... )

off to utah. and all this time i thought it was going to be california. funny. i can't wait till they all have a gander at my assless chaps during the family reunion. sweet.

i feel like i know how the jews felt. my room has become a burning furnance of hell. i'm serious. even punching the keys on my computer is making me sweat. oh wait, no. that's because WE HAVE NO AIR CONDITIONING AND IT'S A HUNDRED DEGREES OUTSIDE. gaaaaah.

even being naked is too much clothing. it hurts.

"I don't think it was a surprise that I ended up as an actor, and it was anything but a disappointment. My parents gave me the knowledge that reading isn't a bad thing, and admitting to liking a painting doesn't make you an arse-bandit. And that wouldn't have been a problem either."

( if he were to ask...i might say yes )

everything has just spiraled (sp?) again. i want to go back to scotland.l actually... i just want to be far far away from 389.

i can't win with her so why can't i just stop caring that i do or i don't.

and yes elaine, she did throw out the cigarettes.

watching "cruel intentions" on the wb11 even when it starts at 2am is like masterbating with saran wrap. they even changed the line "didn't you ever practice with your girlfriends" to "didn't you ever practice with your pillowfriends". what the fuck is a pillowfriend? how can a country so oversexed be so neutered ( Read more... )