damn i have to be at work in an hour and fifteen minutes. which means i should probably be in the shower. but it appears that i am still kinda drunk from last night which doesn't make any sense since i was drinking a lot of water. hmmmmm. i'll tell you what though....fuck that meatball parmigiana. that is sitting in me like a stone ( Read more... )

.....actually the title pretty much says it all ( Read more... )

i hate when you eat a bagel too fast and then you get those hiccup things. really unpleasant.

why are things always so different here?

last night i watched a good three hours or so of t.v. and i saw the same trailer for "the omen" about 10 times (i kid you not). i am getting really sick of people remaking movies. ok that's not true. i don't mind that they remake movies but i hate that they remake them badly. which seems to always be the case. i mean, julia stiles and liev shreiber ( Read more... )

iceland can get it right in the ass. right in the ass.

i don't want to talk about where i found this, but i invite you to bask in its wonderfulness ( Read more... )

facebook is the devil. i used to think livejournal was the epitomy of all that is unholy but nope, facebook has officially outranked livejournal on the whole scary things i do when i'm alone and it's 2:19 in the morning. there should be no such veichle of voyerism. i have never questioned so many past decisions in my life.

hot sex is the best way to enjoy someone else's birthday cake ( Read more... )

i bought the sexiest most amazing black and white polka dotted heels with an open toe and a little bow. this sounds really gay and it is but they are so fucking hot and they are going to look amazing tomorrow during the barbacue on our patio. especially if i happen to drop something......

my pants are on fire.

in the words of a good friend of mine, preese to help.

thank you that is all.