wait till they discover the empty bottle of port in my closet (right next to vincent price)

[dingoatemybinky]

last night i watched a good three hours or so of t.v. and i saw the same trailer for "the omen" about 10 times (i kid you not). i am getting really sick of people remaking movies. ok that's not true. i don't mind that they remake movies but i hate that they remake them badly. which seems to always be the case. i mean, julia stiles and liev shreiber

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[teethandgrass]

wha... wha.... Johnny Depp + Sweeney Todd = OHMYFRIGGINGOD!

[dingoatemybinky]

that is EXACTLY what i said!!!!! we can go see it together as long as you don't make fun of my insanely large boner.

[teethandgrass]

i won't make fun of it; mine will be bigger than yours. (Uh oh, I think I just challenged your manhood!)

[dingoatemybinky]

oh no you di'n't

(that was my non-racist black voice)