a completely superficial entry from a moment of unabashed self-absorption

[dingoatemybinky]

i bought the sexiest most amazing black and white polka dotted heels with an open toe and a little bow. this sounds really gay and it is but they are so fucking hot and they are going to look amazing tomorrow during the barbacue on our patio. especially if i happen to drop something......

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[soldmyself]

feets are teh hottist!

ha.

[dingoatemybinky]

so is octalingus if i remember correctly.....

[soldmyself]

mmm....yes, octolingus, fetish of champions!
that probably is not funny, but i have not too
much shame.

[dontactyourage]

I bet a certain member of the Swedish Mafia might "invade" your "personal space".
(By that I mean you are going to get porked)

[dingoatemybinky]

HA.

kate, are you a soothsayer?

[dontactyourage]

No, I just know you too well.