everything is more off center today than it was yesterday

[dingoatemybinky]

i hate when you eat a bagel too fast and then you get those hiccup things. really unpleasant.

why are things always so different here?

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[dontactyourage]

I hate when you eat bagels too fast and then feel really bloated and gross. It's highly unpleasant, especially since I am incapable of eating slowly. And sometimes I don't chew my food.

[dingoatemybinky]

especially when you are eating children. damn their squirming.