climb my pelvis (i can see right up your nostrils)

[dingoatemybinky]

i remember when i was in costa rica and i heard about the time when Fabio got his nose broken by a canadian goose that flew into him while he was on a roller coaster. i don't think i've ever been happier. i mean, you just can't even make that shit up. well in honor of Fabio, i give you this

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[death_machine]

you never seen someone with wheels instead of arms and legs being fucked like a car but that deosnt really phase you does it?

more than you know, more than you know

[dingoatemybinky]

and you say you've never read "return to oz" pssssht.

[dontactyourage]

Binky, don't ever let anyone tell you that you aren't a classy ho.
The printer just made a noise and scared the shit out of me.

[dingoatemybinky]

your ass just made a noise and scared the shit out of me. but hey, you're not in my room.

my, my, my who could that be?