one for my baby and one more for the road

Feb 12, 2006 15:41

i've promised an embarrassing livejournal entry and that will follow shortly but first a few things ( Read more... )

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dontactyourage February 12 2006, 12:36:57 UTC
HAH vulvic nether region

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dingoatemybinky February 12 2006, 13:35:51 UTC
i got stuck on wanger-doodle and snapper-hole.

ha, that is NOT a metaphor.

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hah dontactyourage February 12 2006, 23:31:58 UTC
2. a big lick
a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.
While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.

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Re: hah dingoatemybinky February 14 2006, 03:55:24 UTC
3. Eternity
Surreal; You know if someone says this it means something is going to go wrong
Person 1: I want to be with you for eternity
Person 2: *dies suddenly*

4. eternity
1) Any time spent waiting for any desired object, or time wasted wishing or hoping to attain the same.

2) The time span that occurs between the male human achieving his orgasm and the time that the woman leaves.

(my favorite) 3) The time spent waiting for sex while you're getting your AIDs test results.

Wait and see are the words usually preceeding an eternity.

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