We taught the fruit how to eat itself.

[dino_zombie_war]

So this afternoon Rose decided to break up with me because i'm too much of a burden. That's right, i'm a horrible person because I loved her, wanted to talk to her, and always wanted to see her. Shame on me

Comments

[white_pants_kid]

Sorry broha =(

We'll go pick up some chicks soon together.

[thesprawl]

i give it a month, you damn fool.

[orexzo]

i think its just that your pretty fly for a white guy
and your friend has girlfriend but he hatees that bitch.

[dupontflames24]

fuck that ho. i've been in your position a few times before and i know how it feels all too well. i know it sucks really, REALLY badly right now, but you will eventually get over it! trust me, man.

-mike <3 (in a straight way, if that's possible)

[anonymous]

man if there was a band that was a combination of the smiths and blink 182 oh man you should totally jump on that shit. right!!!!!!!!

[dino_zombie_war]

You should try and take your dick out of your mouth.