I forgot what I was going to say.....I can't wait to move...wait, everyone knows that already..hmmm.... Oh, so I took this personality/career test at school last week...and apparently my heart was right, I should be a lawyer....and then maybe a judge...and then maybe a senator....and then I'm going to change this damn country for the better. Can' ( Read more... )

Hi....how are you? Great...good to know... 6 weeks until I move to Seattle...THANK GOD...:) I'm transferring to a Starbucks that I could spit on from the place I'll be living....FUN FUN FUN...unless they stick me somewhere else on Capitol Hill....:( Either way, I can walk to work...and save a SCHLOAD of money on gas....I'm so excited....4 years in ( Read more... )

dear diary, cork just shat lentils all over carolyn. she's pissed. FUCK ( Read more... )

Carolyn is in love with Hamlet. I celebrated 4-20 too much.....Carolyn is burning like 5 tons of Nag Champa....I'm go9ing to hurl all over her face if she doesn't put that nasty shit out NOW.
I love Calculus and Playgirl magazine.

I like school....I like boys.....I like popcorn.....

Carolyn and I want PISSA....URGENT!

I don't need fucking meds.

Laurel is my hero. She helped me figure out what the hell to do with my hair.....I mean, this is a serious problem......HA! Then again I still might just shave it off and dye my skull electric blue ( Read more... )

Carolyn and I went Stallion riding with our new boyfriends... We're taking a bath right now in a magical tub of Guiness....it's brown with few bubbles, but I think that's from Carolyn's ass explosions. ..I need to brush my teeth b/c Carolyn and I had a Burrito eating contest an hour ago....She won, and shat for the last 20 minutes......her ( Read more... )

So Laurel finally gave me back 'Troy.' Remind me to beat her ass.....now I can finally watch it again....whilst attempting to understand related linear rates or what the hell ever...I'm so EXCITED! Nice, smooth ass here I come...Yeeeeee Haw..........OW!