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[dinospine]

I'm sick of accomplishments.

I want to be a janitor.
No.
I want to be a janitor who sucks, but has some contractual agreement where he can't be fired.
I want to take ten hours to slowly mop up the puke of self-validated little shits who plan to be successful.

Comments

[silvi]

You could always volunteer for a position like that, or post it on craigslist.

[playingtruant]

I will totally hire you to clean my apartment! It's only one room so it wouldn't be too bad plus you could totally stretch it out to 10hrs if you wanted and I wouldn't bat an eye/still pay the proper hourly wage.

Think it over *gross "let's make a deal" faced used car salesman OTP wink*

[dinospine]

Perhaps, but only on mornings after crazy nights where you've somehow vomited everywhere. :D

[playingtruant]

Oh, you! :p