write dese for me prz
sometimes i will be walking on the street or taking a shower and a brilliant idea will pop in my head and i'll be like "n_____n it'd be nice if someone wrote something like that" SO I'M PUTTING THIS HERE IN HOPES THAT YOU WRITERS FIND IT AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ♥♥
some of the prompts have a lot of detail and some others are left really open, write a whole fic about it or just include a small scene, alter them slightly and build off them, it doesn't matter how you use them~
will list as i come up with them and if anyone uses, please tell me so i can read and link you :D
oh and sorry for all the friendlist spam lately e____e
★PROMPT LIST
[please excuse my retarded way of storytelling. see why i cant write any of these for myself? OTL;]
01.
two people are fatties/overweight and go to the same gym to lose weight. they become ~*`work-out buddies`*~ and as time goes by they just KEEP GETTIN' HOTTER MHM. until one of them notices the other and thinks "ho damn, i wanna piece of that" and develops a little crush♥.
[xiaoninger ; kangin/leeteuk pg-13 - converting kg to ♥]
02.
someone is a waiter/waitress and a creeper and creeps on pretty customers. like takes their cup after they're done drinking and hides in a corner somewhere freaking out ("OMG THEIR LIPS WERE ON THIS CUPPP n____n"). probably obsessively arranges their plates and straightens out every single french fry before serving it to them idk.
[l_toxicated ; kyuhyun/hangeng pg-13 - ristorante pervert]
03.
femslash - a really manly/boyish looking girl. another girl approaches her and starts hitting on her until the boy-girl reveals that she's really a girl. cue awkward situation concluded w/ the line "w-well... you'd make a really hot guy :D?" and an awkward "thanks? e___e" AND THEN EPIC BFFERY.
[thedawnafter ; ?? - in progress]
04.
someone owns a bakery that is really unsuccessful because the food tastes like crap. desperate for some customers, he or she hires someone to sit in the bakery and eat the food, pretending it's amazing and delicious etc. so that people walking by will want to try some. whoever is hired absolutely hates the food but decides to stick around because the bakery owner is cute, or because ______.
[xapplekiss ; hangeng/heechul pg-13 - bread, love and kim heechul]
[lady_kirio ; kyuhyun/sungmin g - easy money, sugar]
05.
someone write/draw featherie some kangteuk in pjs so i can stop feeling so bad for depriving her of it e__e
[thedawnafter ; ?? - in progress]
06.
a model/idol/etc. and his or her stylist C:
[enderlon ; heechul/ryeowook pg-15 - be my straightener]
07.
speech disorders and speech therapy (lisp, stuttering, muteness, etc.). omg someone please write me siwon with a lisp, "hello, my name'th thiwon C:" sldkfdjsl!!
[thedawnafter ; ?? - in progress]
08.
there is a claw crane machine in an arcade or something. every day/week, somebody comes and spends a ridiculous amount of quarters on it because there's in a toy in it that s/he REALLY WANTS but everybody knows those claw crane things never work, so s/he just keeps spending quarters... in vain... every day. an employee at the arcade notices him/her obsessively trying to get the toy every time s/he comes in and eventually just unlocks the machine to give the person the toy.
[chiyosjlove ; kyuhyun/sungmin pg - claw machine; eunhyuk/donghae pg - claw machine (eunhae ver.)]
09.
somebody works at an insane asylum and grows attached to a patient, pities them at first but maybe later develops a strange sort of love for them? inspired by the lines "when you're finished struggling // are you free tonight? // did they stick you in here 'cause you weren't working right?" from matthew good band's a boy and his machine gun.
[tees2mai ; eunhae - the color of insanity looks good on you tonight - in progress]
10.
sassy gay friend parody - w/ zhoumi or heechul or key or any other sassy divabitch being the sassy gay friend. originally imagined a hangeng lawsuit version, but go ahead and use anything, as long as the "WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING." and "shes' a stupid betch :]" lines are included.
[thedawnafter ; ?? - in progress]
11.
somebody is a grenadier guard (i think that's the term..? the ones that just kind of stand there with an eternal poker face e__e), and another person makes it their mission to get a smile/reaction out of them.
[xapplekiss ; yesung/ryeowook pg-13 - why so serious?]
12.
someone is a teacher that likes to play cupid. they assign seats according to who they think would make a cute couple, assign them to the same group for projects, etc.
[xapplekiss ; siwon/hangeng/heechul, eunhyuk/donghae, yesung/ryeowook, henry/zhoumi, kibum/siwon pg-13 - cupid hits the spot]
13.
hitting on a telemarketer to get them to stop calling. or cause his/her voice is cute idk.
[xapplekiss ; kyuhyun/sungmin pg-13 - i like you and your voice]
14.
suju/kpop-specific? - fanservice pairings are assigned and sometimes switched up for variety. every member dreads being paired with a certain member because they're too touchy-feely 24/7 (e.g. siwon), creepy (e.g. yesung), or just crazy (e.g. heechul).
[xapplekiss ; eunhyuk/donghae pg-13 - not you again]
15.
something based on this quote: "i temporarily fall in love with people on public transit."
16.
(apparently, it's good to constantly call the admissions office of your top college choice and talk to them for about an hour/ask them a lot of questions. it helps to develop a good relationship and show you have genuine interest or something, lol).
someone uses this method to get into their top college choice - but instead of just normal conversation, he or she sweet-talks them over the phone and makes sure it's always the same person. admissions office person retardedly falls hard, other person gets admitted, and they get to meet face-to-face \o/.
17.
someone's dream is to become an idol, but he or she has haphephobia (fear of being touched). his or her friend informs them of the concept of "skinship" and tries to help get rid of the phobia. this means a lot a lot of touching/copping a feel, and maybe the friend taking advantage of the situation, lol.
[domolovesyou ; siwon/heechul g? - comment!fic meme]
if you want to do a prompt but you see somebody's already written it, go ahead! each prompt can be interpreted and written in a different way and i'm greedy n___n.
some of the prompts have a lot of detail and some others are left really open, write a whole fic about it or just include a small scene, alter them slightly and build off them, it doesn't matter how you use them~
will list as i come up with them and if anyone uses, please tell me so i can read and link you :D
oh and sorry for all the friendlist spam lately e____e
★PROMPT LIST
[please excuse my retarded way of storytelling. see why i cant write any of these for myself? OTL;]
01.
two people are fatties/overweight and go to the same gym to lose weight. they become ~*`work-out buddies`*~ and as time goes by they just KEEP GETTIN' HOTTER MHM. until one of them notices the other and thinks "ho damn, i wanna piece of that" and develops a little crush♥.
[xiaoninger ; kangin/leeteuk pg-13 - converting kg to ♥]
02.
someone is a waiter/waitress and a creeper and creeps on pretty customers. like takes their cup after they're done drinking and hides in a corner somewhere freaking out ("OMG THEIR LIPS WERE ON THIS CUPPP n____n"). probably obsessively arranges their plates and straightens out every single french fry before serving it to them idk.
[l_toxicated ; kyuhyun/hangeng pg-13 - ristorante pervert]
03.
femslash - a really manly/boyish looking girl. another girl approaches her and starts hitting on her until the boy-girl reveals that she's really a girl. cue awkward situation concluded w/ the line "w-well... you'd make a really hot guy :D?" and an awkward "thanks? e___e" AND THEN EPIC BFFERY.
[thedawnafter ; ?? - in progress]
04.
someone owns a bakery that is really unsuccessful because the food tastes like crap. desperate for some customers, he or she hires someone to sit in the bakery and eat the food, pretending it's amazing and delicious etc. so that people walking by will want to try some. whoever is hired absolutely hates the food but decides to stick around because the bakery owner is cute, or because ______.
[xapplekiss ; hangeng/heechul pg-13 - bread, love and kim heechul]
[lady_kirio ; kyuhyun/sungmin g - easy money, sugar]
05.
someone write/draw featherie some kangteuk in pjs so i can stop feeling so bad for depriving her of it e__e
[thedawnafter ; ?? - in progress]
06.
a model/idol/etc. and his or her stylist C:
[enderlon ; heechul/ryeowook pg-15 - be my straightener]
07.
speech disorders and speech therapy (lisp, stuttering, muteness, etc.). omg someone please write me siwon with a lisp, "hello, my name'th thiwon C:" sldkfdjsl!!
[thedawnafter ; ?? - in progress]
08.
there is a claw crane machine in an arcade or something. every day/week, somebody comes and spends a ridiculous amount of quarters on it because there's in a toy in it that s/he REALLY WANTS but everybody knows those claw crane things never work, so s/he just keeps spending quarters... in vain... every day. an employee at the arcade notices him/her obsessively trying to get the toy every time s/he comes in and eventually just unlocks the machine to give the person the toy.
[chiyosjlove ; kyuhyun/sungmin pg - claw machine; eunhyuk/donghae pg - claw machine (eunhae ver.)]
09.
somebody works at an insane asylum and grows attached to a patient, pities them at first but maybe later develops a strange sort of love for them? inspired by the lines "when you're finished struggling // are you free tonight? // did they stick you in here 'cause you weren't working right?" from matthew good band's a boy and his machine gun.
[tees2mai ; eunhae - the color of insanity looks good on you tonight - in progress]
10.
sassy gay friend parody - w/ zhoumi or heechul or key or any other sassy divabitch being the sassy gay friend. originally imagined a hangeng lawsuit version, but go ahead and use anything, as long as the "WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING." and "shes' a stupid betch :]" lines are included.
[thedawnafter ; ?? - in progress]
11.
somebody is a grenadier guard (i think that's the term..? the ones that just kind of stand there with an eternal poker face e__e), and another person makes it their mission to get a smile/reaction out of them.
[xapplekiss ; yesung/ryeowook pg-13 - why so serious?]
12.
someone is a teacher that likes to play cupid. they assign seats according to who they think would make a cute couple, assign them to the same group for projects, etc.
[xapplekiss ; siwon/hangeng/heechul, eunhyuk/donghae, yesung/ryeowook, henry/zhoumi, kibum/siwon pg-13 - cupid hits the spot]
13.
hitting on a telemarketer to get them to stop calling. or cause his/her voice is cute idk.
[xapplekiss ; kyuhyun/sungmin pg-13 - i like you and your voice]
14.
suju/kpop-specific? - fanservice pairings are assigned and sometimes switched up for variety. every member dreads being paired with a certain member because they're too touchy-feely 24/7 (e.g. siwon), creepy (e.g. yesung), or just crazy (e.g. heechul).
[xapplekiss ; eunhyuk/donghae pg-13 - not you again]
15.
something based on this quote: "i temporarily fall in love with people on public transit."
16.
(apparently, it's good to constantly call the admissions office of your top college choice and talk to them for about an hour/ask them a lot of questions. it helps to develop a good relationship and show you have genuine interest or something, lol).
someone uses this method to get into their top college choice - but instead of just normal conversation, he or she sweet-talks them over the phone and makes sure it's always the same person. admissions office person retardedly falls hard, other person gets admitted, and they get to meet face-to-face \o/.
17.
someone's dream is to become an idol, but he or she has haphephobia (fear of being touched). his or her friend informs them of the concept of "skinship" and tries to help get rid of the phobia. this means a lot a lot of touching/copping a feel, and maybe the friend taking advantage of the situation, lol.
[domolovesyou ; siwon/heechul g? - comment!fic meme]
if you want to do a prompt but you see somebody's already written it, go ahead! each prompt can be interpreted and written in a different way and i'm greedy n___n.