i swear i have some of the most useless friends.

I hope I never meet anyone like you ever again.

ahahhaha.

god.

life couldn't be much better.

vodka<3

i need this place like i need a shotgun blast to the face.

you all just made the list.

so pray to your individual gods that you're dead or on the other side of the globe when i turn thirty.

whelp.

jail is going to be fun.

unless i kill myself first.

i could be having the worst day of my life
and if a celebrity or someone i knew dies
it's automatically a good day.

i need new friends.

and livejournal to go back to it's old layout.

my girlfriend is better than you.

i would do it for you,
would you do it for me?