getting dumped for the guy i was cheated on a month ago rules.

save me, xanax.
save me, vodka.
save me, cocaine.
and save me, pot.

god, save me.

I want to play one of those crane games to try and win shit I don't really want. I used to be the crane-game fucking master. I could work that stick better than Jenna Jameson in a gangbang porno. But FUCK those ones that have the little buttons, those things are pieces of shit. God, Now I want to go to Dennys and win a plush Batman doll to snuggle ( Read more... )

OH!
A STRAIGHT JACKET!
I NEED A STRAIGHT JACKET!
A STRAIGHT JACKET!
COS' I'M CRAZY INLOVE!
YEAH!
CRAZY INLOVE!

i'm alright.
i'm just gagging on all the alright.

RIP

Mike Awesome
Bam Bam Bigellow

Why is February always the worst month of the year?
I can't even fathom what's going to happen over the rest of this lousy, pathetic, never-should-have-happened month.

The morning sad,
you know the morning sad.
The morning sad, never had it
so bad, never had it so bad.
I tried a little, I tried
a lot. I'm not a window
and you've seen through
everything I've got.
Oh I don't think that I'll be
safe until everyone's awake.
Everybody, anybody, yeah.

well, these past eight or so months have been a complete waste of my time. let's not do this anytime soon, scott. okay? i appreciate it. oh xanax, i missed you!

i love you, xanax.
more than anyone else, baby.
you make all my problems go away.

say goodnight scott.