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[dire_redux]

I SAW INCEPTION YESTERDAY. HOOOOOOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. SO GOOD. I WANT TO LIKE SWAP THEORIES AND FANGIRL ALL OVER OH GOD I AM SUCH A DERPFACE.

ALSO A MEME.

Stolen from wheres_walnut who stole it from someone else.

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[gyzym]

Stealing this and thus feel obligated to ask a question, even though you know how I am and really if I wanted to know something I would just INTERJECT IT RANDOMLY into a conversation and probably unsettle you. BECAUSE I AM A UNIQUE AND SHAMELESS FUCKING SNOWFLAKE, OKAY? Nonetheless:

Most comically embarrassing moment?

[dire_redux]

YES, YES YOU WOULD. AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT. I AM NOT UNSETTLED IN THE LEAST BY YOUR RANDOM QUESTION ASKING.

My whole life is a patchwork of comically embarrassing moments. I frequently get June and July mixed up and arrive at appointments a month in advance. Ditto March and May. Yes I know this one is inexcusable. I walk into trees/parked cars/street signs on a daily basis, usually while texting, but sometimes while picking the ice cubes out of my iced coffee. The latter only happens when I'm wearing white. I've accidentally called my boyfriend dad more than once. Or twice. (Luckily, never while in bed.) (Knock on wood.) I mistook a long-haired man in a light blue fleece and mommy jeans for my boyfriend's mother while I was at the market. He had a beard

[gyzym]

I JUST SAW INCEPTION I JUST SAW IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDD DIRE YOU MUST CALL ME TOMORROW SO WE CAN FREAK OUT TOGETHER OH MY FUCKING GOD

[dire_redux]

WAS IT NOT THE GREATEST FUCKING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

I SAW IT A SECOND TIME. IT GETS FUCKING BETTER

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO HUG EVERYONE AND RUN VICTORY LAPS AND SCREAM FROM ROOFTOPS AND GET CHRISTOPHER NOLAN TATTOOED OVER MY HEART.

WHAT TIME SHOULD I CALL YOU? DO YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE? THIS MUST HAPPEN.

I AM ALREADY WRITING PORN. WHY MUST I DO THIS TO THE THINGS I LOVE?