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greetings and salutations
HEY THERE. I'm gyzym, which makes me that girl your mother warned you about, assuming your mother thought to caution you about long-winded Jewish bisexual writer-types who accidentally named themselves after semen. You can call me Jizz or Jizzy; don't worry, everyone else does ( Read more... ) -
Community Fic: Advanced Ambulatory Ichthyology [Troy Barnes/Abed Nadir, R]
Title: Advanced Ambulatory Ichthyology
Pairing: Troy Barnes/Abed Nadir
Wordcount: 48,844
Notes: This story picks up a few months after Season 3 of Community; if you are not caught up, it may not make sense. Please see the work on Ao3 for more notes!
Summary: Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as " ( Read more... ) -
avengers fic - we were emergencies [clint barton/natasha romanov, nc-17]
Title: we were emergencies
Pairing: Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~37,000
Notes: The title of this has been culled from the Buddy Wakefield poem of the same name, and this story could not have been produced without: fuck-it-fire-everything, who handily provided me with the soundtrack that got me through; sirona_gs, who checked my ( Read more... ) -
avengers fic - the new victories of old brooklyn [steve/bucky]
This was supposed to be a quick little tumblr fic, and then it just...got away from me. I BLAME BUCKY BARNES. And also postcardmystery, but I assume that goes without saying at this point.
Title: The New Victories of Old Brooklyn
Pairing: Steve/Bucky
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~3.5K
Summary: In which boys are stupid, strawberries are eaten, and the 21st century is ( Read more... ) -
harry potter fic: living on land mines [marauder era, r]
Behold! The promised sequel to Living on Wildfires, which you will certainly need to read for this story to make any sense at all. If all goes according to plan, there will be one more story in this arc, to appear in the near future ( Read more... ) -
discworld fic: a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat [vimes/sybil/vetinari, pg]
And then I went crazy and wrote 5.5K of Discworld fic. This is because of, and very much for, postcardmystery, who is the root of all my madness and the cure for all my evil.
Title: a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sam Vimes/Lady Sybil/Lord Vetinari
Summary: In which Vimes is Vetinari's bulldog, Vetinari is Vimes' headache, and ( Read more... ) -
harry potter fic: living on wildfires [marauder era, r]
So, there was a prompt at the Could Have Beens AU Comment Ficathon (which is great fun, you guys should check it out) that read as follows: "Dumbledore/Grindelwald; Ariana doesn't die, Dumbledore sticks with Grindelwald." And what I intended to do was...look at it and then look away, honestly. What I'm actually doing is more or less a re- ( Read more... ) -
inception fic: all i want of the world, coming down
Title: all i want of the world, coming down
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~2K
Author's Note: Every now and again, an old itch crops up. Unending thanks to postcardmystery, for encouraging this itch, reading the result, and helping me title and summarize the damn thing.
Summary: Dreaming, driving, dying; this is a story about how things don't ( Read more... ) -
avengers fic - the only john wayne left in this town [clint/darcy, PG-13]
Title: The Only John Wayne Left in This Town
Pairing: Clint/Darcy
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Okay, first of all, this story comes with a mix; that file contains every song mentioned in this story, plus a bonus Luke Bryan song, because this fic was called "Gonna Watch You Make Me Fall In Love" until the last minute. Secondly, ridiculous thanks to fuck- ( Read more... ) -
sherlock fic: an avalanche of detour signs [molly hooper/greg lestrade, r]
Uh, right. So, I was going to put something all eloquent about my process here, but honestly, I accidentally wrote a Molly Hooper novel and I'm REALLY tired, so <3 Fic is posted exclusively at Ao3, because it's 56,000 words long and I just couldn't bear to make six LJ posts.
All my love and thanks to Marie, who drew the EXTRAORDINARY art that ( Read more... )