Unfailingly

[dire_redux]

So I found this incredible online prompt generator.  It's just about the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

And because I love procrastination and I haven't written any PWP in a while, I decided to take a prompt seriously.  No really.  I know, I know.

That prompt: A smart figment of someone's imagination fucks a comatose psychologist in

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[postcardmystery]

"A straight space ship captain is fucked by a criminal in the past. It must involve guns."

I am coming back for this. Oh yes I am.

[dire_redux]

Honey, I cannot wait. No I cannot.

I am probablydefinitely going to end up doing these as well:

"A beautiful priest is fucked by a space ship captain in a cockpit. It must involve a physical imperfection and collars."

(You know how I feel about priests and space operas. If you don't you're going to find out.)

" A rude musician is fucked by a traumatized god at school. They are star-crossed lovers. It must involve a scar and tattoos."

(A really filthy and badass riff on American Gods y/y?)

I am addicted to bad ideas, obvs.

[featherfish]

PRIEST AND SPACE OPERA. AAAAAHH!!! can't fucking wait.

Was that an intentional World/Inferno reference, madam? If not it was still awesome.

OKAY FOR REALS CATPCHA JUST GAVE ME SOMETHING WITH AN UMLAUT, UP YOURS CAPTCHA

[dire_redux]

I AM THE WORST PERSON EVER. I PLOTTED THE WHOLE THING IN THE SHOWER.

OH MY GOD IT WAS AND I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU CAUGHT IT. 1000000% INTENTIONAL.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD CAPTCHA ON MY JOURNAL. I'VE TAKEN IT OFF ABOUT FIVE TIMES NOW. MY JOURNAL IS A JERK.

ALL CAPS YEAHHH

[featherfish]

BAH! AIM kicked me off like a huge asshole and wouldn't let me back in.

So. This is beautiful. This is no flattery! This is the truth. You are such a beautiful writer. Your mastery of words -- MASTERY! -- never ceases to amaze me.

Also, this is ridiculously hot, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, and I just LOVE where this is going, I can't even tell you. Can't wait to read more -- and also write mine!!

&hearts

[dire_redux]

Oh AIM. AIM is a big old meanie.

dksadlkjsakljd but you are so kind and I cannot even ahhhh

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Thank you bb and I am excited about everything, also I am sorry that I did not realize that this was here until just now instead of last night. I kind of ended up falling very asleep. But thank you, thank you, thank you.

[starlingthefool]

The internet hates me:

A elegant salary man is fucked by a model in a tree. It must involve bukkake and guro.

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS THE MOST CRINGEWORTHY PROMPT EVER. I MEAN, I GUESS THE TREE IS OKAY, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE... JUST NO. FUCKING NO.

Okay, and this I'm saving to read on my train ride. It will get my undivided attention, and probably a few drool stains on it.

[starlingthefool]

Oh, I think it just apologized to me:

A rich jock is fucked by a distinguished writer on a train. They are kings. It must involve a scar and sex in public.

Prophetic flattery?

[dire_redux]

AHAHAHAHA.

YOU ARE A KING.

HERE IS YOUR CROWN

[starlingthefool]

WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE? IT'S MY MOTHER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR, AND I AM MAKING HER WEAR THIS.