Dear readers of Eames the Liar, for your entertainment, the incredibly ridiculous epilogue.

This is rated S for Stupid.

( Saito and Archy: Power Couple )

This is it, my friends. The final chapter of Eames the Liar.

Rated I guess R because everything else has been R, but just for some language this time. Seriously, like nothing happens. Well a couple things happen. But it's pretty chill. I figured they deserved it.

New readers start here.

( So who the hell is Robert Eames? )

I am pleased to bring you Eames the Liar Part 10 in a comparatively timely fashion. Is everybody ready? Here's some math to prepare you ( Read more... )

Oh my god, I posted last in SEPTEMBER? This is absurd. I'm very sorry everyone.

Eames the Liar Part 9 is here, and we're getting close to the end now. I anticipate only two more chapters or so, and I'm going to have to return to the old speed of updates, because I'm doing National Novel Writing Month and I will not have this hanging over me while ( Read more... )

OKAY. I am the worst person alive but Eames the Liar Part 8 is FINALLY HERE. I would like to take this moment to offer a heaping mess of apologies for suddenly vanishing like that. I can't say my life has been busy, but it's not been easy either, if you know what I mean, and all of a sudden it became really difficult to write fanfiction. Updates ( Read more... )

Eames the Liar: Part 7

Still rated R for continuing (perhaps worsening?) profanity, increasingly direct references to events from RocknRolla and... well Johnny Quid is just a scary bastard. Let's leave it at that.

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( Eames is doing everything he can to hold himself together. )

First things first: I'm sure everyone's been getting a lot of this on their various flists, but just to complete the general consensus against the ongoing misguided privacy terrorism in this and other social networking sites, which they seem to think we LIKE for some reason, there will be no reposting of any material I put down here to the world ( Read more... )

I recently told a commenter that I usually update in the mornings, and I guess that's still categorically true, but the other end of it this time. Perhaps I jynxed it.

Anyway, this is Eames the Liar Part 5, which contains sex & gayness, referential humor and all the trappings of a truly sweet dysfunctional relationship.

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( Eames has a strange affinity for corners. )

Part 4 of Inception/RocknRolla crossover Eames the Liar. Introducing an old friend (sort of) and the fabeled Mr. Quid.

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( See, I don't want the strippers, One Two. )

Eames the Liar: Chapter 3

Part 1
Part 2

( Eames is a nice guy, and he and Yusuf go way back. )