oooooooooh man i just had the craziest dream with zombies and i used a giant pencil to stab them right through their heads and then me (and you) were swimming but then we were at the movies and then you did some weird like sidewalk tattoo thing for amanda with led zeppelin and jimi hendrix

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what the fuck? update time.

1. i called 911 for the first time ever.
a)scared
b)drunk
c)i hate cops
d)i need a roommate extremely bad
2. i just got a bill for $250 from AT&T when i don't own a phone (that i pay for atleast)
3. i have $65 for rent due in less than two weeks
4. out of cigarettes

winslow, out.

wtf who throws a cat?

i drunk dialed home depot

if anyone is bored, feel free to write me a 5-8 page paper on the ethical issues in the movie "crash ( Read more... )

oh my god im fucking amazing

everytime i find my old notebooks im still amazed at what i scribbled down. these are mostly for me but fell free to comment ( Read more... )

someone save me

who is the drizzle?

on another note, BONG HIT 4 JESUS!!!

everyone needs to spice up their life...and istanbul not consantinople