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Jul 06, 2005 23:19

I am a language arts genius ( Read more... )

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gnosis_of_eris July 6 2005, 23:39:29 UTC
"I am a language arts genius

I'm math retarded"

Yeah, I am too. I'm actually taking a math class this summer to make sure I don't forget everything from last year. In my Creative Writing class, they wanted us to write about an object and describe it.

But I wrote about a man with a hugeass sword named Grimnir slashing through demons and delivering one-liners. Eventually he kills all of the demons, so their master creates a physical body by pulling the corpses together and places his soul in the corpse-heap. Eventually, Grimnir cleaves through his adversary and mocks, "When you return to hell, tell your Lord that I am coming. And all of the torture and torment that he commits will be childish in comparison for what I have planned for him."

Then the teacher asked me to tell the class about the object I wrote about. Luckily, I present myself as a bumbling fool, so I explained that I wrote about gorillas.

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