The universe wants you to be happy. Not all the time. Just a little bit, to take off the edge. Sometimes, it even wants to see that smile, come on, that smile, the one that says 'ya. yah, this is kinda kick-ass, isn't it?'. Come on, where's that smile ( Read more... )

25 thingy things (for those not Facebookiods ( Read more... )

Stub-born. Adjective ( Read more... )

Super anti limping powers activate!

Still have all my wiggly toes and can only go in left handed circles, but just have to flex my superior Dutch white blood cells and mooch food off of well wishers.  Haven't peeked under the the Bandages yet but I'm sure there won't be any surprises. Like those sneaky howler monkeys.

Hair removal cream is neat. It has all the horror of a clogged hairy drain, fear of hair loss, and the pathology of a chemical burn all in one bottle. Combing your hair and seeing those tufts would be a serious cause for alarm in most men ( Read more... )

Well there is always time for an unexpected first. I'm staring at a bottle of Nair hair remover. Apparently, I'm supposed to de-hair my knee-bone for the surgery tomorrow. Funny how I didn't have bottle of Nair kicking around the house ( Read more... )

Hurray for surgery! ... no wait, that's not right ( Read more... )

Another twelve hours at work today ( Read more... )

Once I mistakenly stated to a friend I didn’t really work in a multi-cultural environment. I think in the context of the conversation I could not recall the sums that can separate people and generate marvel or bias. That, or just at that moment, some unknown synaptic tumour ruptured.

At morning I counted Korean, Italian, Quebecois, El ( Read more... )

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