tell me please

[dirtandhearts]

i want you to post anything you want.
a story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love, anything.
make sure you post anonymously.

i want hundreds. hundreds of thousands of secret anonymous things to read forever.

Comments

storyness

[anonymous]

Once upon a time. There was a bottle of pink vodka.
Miss.Anonymous & her doggie called Mr.Anonymous drank it everyday.
Until one day the bottle was empty!!!
This didnt please them & had to go sell pink glittery vibrators to get enough money to buy another bottle!..
Everyone wanted a special pink glittery vibrator that they ended up millionares!
They brought a million bottles of pink vodka & soon ran out of money!

They had to live in a cardboard box & eat strawberries everyday.
This did not please Mr.Anonymous...as he had a poorly tummy and needed his biscuits!..

In the next episode...
The hunt for Mr.Anonymous's magical biscuits!!!

[anonymous]

sometimes I wish I was a boy.

[anonymous]

I hate giving blowjobs

[anonymous]

me too. so i will try to never do that again.

[anonymous]

I love it. I swallow too.

[anonymous]

and me! oh dear didn't press the Anon button properly wthout realising and now you know it was me.

Oh the shame....

xx

[anonymous]

- i have thrown up on a boy after hooking up with him.

-my first kiss was memorable because it was disgusting.

-ive never had sex in a public place though i want to.

-i hate babies, while every other girl goes goo-goo gah-gah over them.

-my bra size is 10C!

anoumously wasnt working for me before....

[anonymous]

im not sure if ive ever had an orgasm. not sure what its suppose to feel like (because everything feels so good).

[anonymous]

me too