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dirtonyournose

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Jan 18, 2007 22:50

IF HARRY WON'T LISTEN TO ME THEN I'LL HAVE TO ASK ALL OF YOU ( Read more... )

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comps_are_life January 19 2007, 03:58:34 UTC

... Steal his liver? It's been years since I've read the books but I think I'd remember if that had happened... or even if Voldemort had wanted his liver...

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:00:56 UTC

IT'S TO ACTIVATE THE JEWEL OF LIFE.

comps_are_life January 19 2007, 04:02:12 UTC

Uh, all right... sure...

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:02:37 UTC

TRUST ME. SNAPE PRACTICALLY GAVE HIMSELF AWAY.

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la_mignonette January 19 2007, 04:02:38 UTC

Er, "Jewel of Life"? Never heard talk of that before, what is it?

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:03:24 UTC

IT'S A MAGICAL CRYSTAL MADE FROM THE CRYSTALIZED BLOOD OF A CENTAUR. IT IS SAID TO HAVE THE POWER TO CURE DEATH.

la_mignonette January 19 2007, 04:16:10 UTC

Um, all right... Why does it need to be activated with a liver, of all things?

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:18:34 UTC

BECAUSE HARRY'S LIVERS HAVE THE RIGHT ACIDIC PROPERTIES.

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hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:04:12 UTC

*sigh* Hermione, love. Voldemort is no longer in this dimension. Even if he were, he's completely stark raving mad, all he cares about is waffles and puppies. He calls me "Pretty Bluehair Lady." He's not after Harry, much less his liver. And neither is the Honeydukes shopkeeper. Harry's nowhere near Hogsmeade, and not because anyone's enchanted him, because he decided for himself, nor does he have any reason to go there. What do we need to do to convince you of this?

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:05:13 UTC

GINNY.

SNAPE PRACTICALLY TOLD ME THIS.

hex_you_up January 19 2007, 04:07:14 UTC

...What exactly did he say, Hermione? His exact words.

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 04:08:05 UTC

HE TAUGHT US HOW TO MAKE A POTION TO CURE HANGOVERS.

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demonicraccoon January 19 2007, 08:03:08 UTC

...I think you're being paranoid.

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 12:59:58 UTC

WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?

demonicraccoon January 19 2007, 13:09:49 UTC

Because you're making no sense. Did this information even come from a reliable source?

yggdrasillove January 19 2007, 13:21:47 UTC

Uuhm... Hermione? I'm not really familiar with your fandom, but this sounds a bit out there... Are you sure you have your sources correct? (Maybe have more than one?)^^;;

dirtonyournose January 19 2007, 20:03:54 UTC

I'M ALMOST POSITIVE.

yggdrasillove January 20 2007, 02:58:53 UTC

I'm the last one who should be saying this to ya, but don't do anything unless you're ABSOLUTELY sure, alright? ^_^