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LOG: HERMIONE AND HORIO GO TO HONEYDUKES!!

WARNING: Yeah. This log is pretty much all in caps. It's the best log ever. ♥ *_*

( YOUR UNIBROW IS NOT SAFE HERE! )

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

ME AND MY DARLING HORIO ARE NOW OFFICIALLY A COUPLE.

A HUNDRED POINTS TO ALL THE HOUSES EXCEPT SLYTHERBRAWL!

DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

GOD HAS GRANTED ME THE AUTHORITY TO BE THE ANGEL OF BRAWL. YOU MUST ALL LISTEN TO ME OR TAKE IT UP WITH GOD. IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH ORGANIZATION, I PLAN ON SORTING EVERYONE INTO THE FOLLOWING HOUSES:
GRYFFINBRAWL: FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BRAVE AND GOOD AT EVERYTHING THEY DO. AND PEOPLE I LIKE.
RAVENBRAWL: FOR ALL THE SMART PEOPLE.
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IF HARRY WON'T LISTEN TO ME THEN I'LL HAVE TO ASK ALL OF YOU ( Read more... )

I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE HARRY HAD GONE OFF TO ALL THOSE TIMES I INSISTED HE COME TO THE LIBRARY WITH ME TO FIGURE OUT WHERE VOLDEMORT TOOK THE JEWEL OF LIFE, HE'S BEEN MYSTERIOUSLY NOT THERE. SO I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO DO A LITTLE RESEARCH.

HARRY! YOU'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS STUDYING TIME ON TRIVIAL THINGS LIKE ( Read more... )