Can somebody PLEASE buy me the Pee-Wee's Playhouse DVD ( Read more... )

I had one of those near death experiences I'm such a big fan of a fewdays back. I'll tell you about it later ( Read more... )

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HEY HEY IM TYPING WITH RAGE!!!

WHOS GONNA TOSS MY SALAD???

USING WARPRA ONLY MAKES ME HARDER!!!

Well what else do I have to do? No one reads this ( Read more... )

Hey hey its the last day of school hey hey ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm rotting from the inside out. I think I have the avian flu. With any luck I should be dead in the next twenty-four hours ( Read more... )

There’s a foot at the end of each of your legs ( Read more... )

I got word through a contact of mine in California a while back that there has been an outbreak of bubonic plague in the Great Bear Republic. As you read this there are, without a shadow of a doubt, at least and no less than 25 armored APC's roaming the streets of L.A., filled to the brim with machine-gun toting blue collar tweekers commissioned to ( Read more... )

What in the hell is this ( Read more... )

Those past two entries were stupid, so let's get REAL stupid ( Read more... )