You know what's the best ever? Buying a pair of heals for a holiday christmas party, wearing them all night, then cleaning them up and returning them to Nordstrom. Yes! I win ( Read more... )

I'm super bored at work. I typed: "I'm super bored" into the google search bar and a video of strange creatures came up. I watched it. I laughed, I cried. And now I am going to post some weird creatures:

Mola Mola aka Ocean Sunfish

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I watched this super sweet NOVA show last night about the Microraptor--a four-winged dinosaur. Honest to god, this thing had wings on its back legs and they think it was a glider.

Although this is a pretty bad picture, you can still see the feather impressions in the stone:


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We all know the story of Columbus, that when he set forth on his voyage landing him in the Americas, everyone thought he was going to fall off the edge of the earth. Or was it Magellan that was going to fall off the planet? Anyways, the truth we know about the Middle Ages is that everyone was an idiot and believed the earth was flat. Man, were ( Read more... )

oh my god! WORK! BORED!!! I'm either bored or crazy... bored or crazy. today: bored. I really wish I could make cool posts like Sam's which features the owl/cat's evolutionary linkage. sam is sweeter than me.

I gots an apartment, bitches!!! Just when I was about to move in with a really hot New Zealand boy who would have caused foreseeable sexual confusion in the future, the other boy, Jordan, called me asking if I still wanted to move in! The decision was easy to make. Jordan's place has way more space, is in a little bit nicer area of town, free ( Read more... )

I was sitting at my desk yesterday, like I always do, and one of the "creatives" comes up, all hipster-like and not giving a shit, and asks me if we have any change. As in, does the front desk have a change bucket--you know, the type you have sitting at home on your kitchen table. WTF? Where does he think he is, his mom's house ( Read more... )

God--people are such tools!!! I am sitting here at my desk and some tool-bag lady who sells carpet and wears prada is giving them her spiel--and everyone is just eating this shit up!?! WHY THE FUCK DO WE EVEN NEED NEW CARPETS?!? THEY'RE FINE!!!!! GODDDDDDDDDD ( Read more... )

I have stepped into so many stranger's houses over the last week. I checked out a converted porch bedroom in ghetto oakland, wandered around lost for an hour at night, and was genuinely scared for my safety. I met a Kentucky girl with a bunny who's roommate is leaving to do an internship at a church. I drank beers with the anti-establishment ( Read more... )

Finding an apartment in this area is enough to make you want to slit your wrists. You wanna know how much students pay to share a room (that's one room, not an apartment) near Cal? $600. That's right. Those rich biotches going to Berkeley shell out $600 to share a room in an apartment, dorm-style. If you want your own room, you are looking at ( Read more... )