AHHH!!!! I have been so busy at work there is no time for livejournal!!! NO TIMEEEE ( Read more... )

Last night two high-school seniors came to my door asking me to buy a new paper subscription so they get a scholarship for college. When I answered the door, they asked if my parents were home.

Seriously?!

um, some film crew for some random Australian reality TV show just filmed me while I worked and pretended not to notice the camera. They made me place my beer out of the shot. weird.

Life is beautiful the day after a hangover. BEAUTIFUL!! I feel like a real person again. Like, I can eat food and laugh again! OH--the laughter!!! And it is marvelous ( Read more... )

oh geez. I am real hung over at work and I don't want to do anything... although I have stuff to do. So i'd rather just sit on the internet and do absolutely nothing. like this. and write about what a pathetic piece of crap i am. uh. why the fuck do i ever drink at all? i always end up embarrassing myself and getting sick. every time ( Read more... )

Jut lives in LA now, aka the shitiest place on the planet. Seriously, worse than Darfur. He is going to be an electrical engineer some day and make me some monies. Then I am going to sit around all day drinking cocktails and decorating. That is my dream ( Read more... )

I just spent 45 minutes stuck in the BART--under the Bay. Stuck in a moist, stuffy, human filled car of death is not the way to start your morning. Claustrophobia sets in quickly when you're not moving and there's no air.

uh. the city.

I had the luckiest day of my life yesterday ( Read more... )

I have been back in the Bay Area for a week now, and my brain has finally thawed out enough to do some reflecting on my trip home. Conclusion? Minnesota is a frozen tundra of soul-sucking death ( Read more... )

So I have this friend, "Liz", let's call her. Oh wait--that's her name. Anyways, she likes to contact me at strange hours to let me know that random people I don't know have died. This morning she texted me at 7:30 to tell me that Josh Lehman died of heart failure in September. My immediate reaction was "Oh my god!" but then I thought, "I have ( Read more... )