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You Can Do Better Than Me
Brendon gives his first blowjob in the parking lot of the Smoothie Hut when he’s 17. Scott is, very technically, his boss. Brendon gags and slobbers but Scott hold his hips still and makes all the right noises. It feels like it takes seconds and Brendon is sitting up, dazed, with a foreign salty tang on his tongue and a swell to his lips. Scott ( Read more... ) -
Me and the Boys are Playing, And we Just Can't Find the Sound
So. New things in life:- I got a new job. In a factory. Assembling electrical meters for the sides of houses. It's not a dream job but it's easy and it pays better than the last one. Also, it's 3rd shift so sleeping has gotten a little funky.
- I am very nearly 21. I'm not a drunk, but I'm a drinker and I'm looking forward to this.
- The rents got 2 more ( Read more... )
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PETE = THE RASH! and, uh, Patrick = the blobby dude? (sorry doood!) -
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American Idol: I'm calling my favorites. right now. Andrew Garcia and whats-her-face Stevens. -
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????????????????????????????????
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American Idol. Top 3! Why no Allison, people?
Gokey (1)- Voice is good but you look like you feel wicked awkward. I liked it a lot but I think I would've liked it more just listening. Kara, gyrations are never bad ( Read more... ) -
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Adam!!!: Led Zeppelin! This probably the most like the original song out of any you've done. That said, I FUCKING LOVE YOU. There, okay. A Capella Zeppelin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hit it out of the fucking park. Jesus, Mary and Joseph ( Read more... ) -
Adam Lambert Hour!!!
Kris: First, what is that thing on your lip? Is it supposed to be a moustache? You were overpowered by the music and you were barely a step about lounge singing. Points for the high notes and originality though ( Read more... ) -
You Can Catch Me Watchin' AI
Lil: Karaoke once again. At this point, I could not care less about her performance. I'm glad she went first and got out of the way.
Kris: Once again. Blah. He'd be good busking but not really made for a big stage. I like him, but he doesn't do enough for me.
Gokey: He has an amazing voice and I know he'll probably make it to the final 3 but I dunno ( Read more... )