I was going to go Oprah on you, but then I saw the nature of the other comments and realized I was supposed to be funny. That didn't work out, and so I'll just relate, and tell you this:
As I get older, I'm completely unable to find light early in the morning. I have to trick myself, on weekends, to wake up. I set my alarm for six a.m. and I say, Oh, shit, time to wake up. Wait, no, not at all. I can sleep. I sleep until ten thirty, refreshed. If I don't, I wake up at ten thirty and I say, I have no pressing responsibilities. I'll go back to sleep. I rise at noon and I want to kill myself.
In conclusion, fool your body into waking up earlier, and avoid suicide. It's just that simple.
(Why have I taken to leaving really lengthy comments lately?)
(true story: thought i was pregnant late one night, obsessed while alone waiting for a bus that wouldn't come for another 40 minutes, bought a test from the 24 hr cvs, peed on the strip in the restroom of a burger king. negative.)
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As I get older, I'm completely unable to find light early in the morning. I have to trick myself, on weekends, to wake up. I set my alarm for six a.m. and I say, Oh, shit, time to wake up. Wait, no, not at all. I can sleep. I sleep until ten thirty, refreshed. If I don't, I wake up at ten thirty and I say, I have no pressing responsibilities. I'll go back to sleep. I rise at noon and I want to kill myself.
In conclusion, fool your body into waking up earlier, and avoid suicide. It's just that simple.
(Why have I taken to leaving really lengthy comments lately?)
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and too true.
(true story: thought i was pregnant late one night, obsessed while alone waiting for a bus that wouldn't come for another 40 minutes, bought a test from the 24 hr cvs, peed on the strip in the restroom of a burger king. negative.)
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it might just mean you're tired. but you have to figure out what it is that's tiring you.
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