The Hogwarts Union? This "society" is nothing but bourgeois pigs posturizing about nothingness. Why are we considering these foes of the proletariat for Minister of Magic! What we need is a true revolution and true social change! The death of Shacklebolt shall be used to overthrow the constraints of class for once and for all ( Read more... )

A hobgoblin is haunting Europe -- the hobgoblin of communism.

This is something that, nearly two hundred years after Marx and Engels, no one seems to understand. Head Boy titles, Quidditch cups, promiscuous sex. I'm ashamed of all of you.

Quidditch is oppressive.

( Jasper )