If only I could sell the fucker.

[disassociate_me]

For sale:
Father. Age 59. 5'10", 190 lbs, reddish unshaven face.
Responds to the name "Jack".
Not in very good shape. Smells like popov and vomit.
I'm sure he must be good for SOMETHING.
I'm asking $5.00 for him, but I'm willing to bargain.

Any takers?

Comments

[culture_clash]

Why didn't I think of this?

...now I don't have to murder him.

[disassociate_me]

If I dont find any takers, do you wanna just trade?

[culture_clash]

we could always try it out!

[disassociate_me]

you might actually like my dad. He wouldn't care if you got arrested, because he's been arrested twice.
oh...not that you've ever been arrested or anything.

[banjoandsprout]

this saddens me. popov is gross. i'm pretty sure i wouldn't pay 5 bucks for that.

[supergregnumba1]

I'll take 8!