( Hexed Private to Self: An Updated Hit List )

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Theo, care to meet in the Common Room this evening?

( Owl to Narcissa Malfoy )

[This Journal Entry Has Been "Deleted"]As I am currently in History of Magic and could not possibly care less about the Goblin Rebellion of BroingDull, I will write in here. Draco Malfoy, you blithering imbecile. Stop boasting. You are not the only student at Crapwarts with a portable Wizbox, and so you had best drop your bloody quill before I beat ( Read more... )

( Owl to Geoffrey Cambridge )

Not only was I forced to hex Draco in the face that afternoon, but then Millicent dragged me off to the concert at night. Literally. Dragged me. My fight with Draco was nothing compared to what masqueraded as a concert ( Read more... )

I'm considering assassinating Mahogany White.

I've just returned from Monaco. I suppose I'll be returning to the castle in a couple days. It's against my wishes, but whatever Father thinks is best...

It's quite beautiful in Monaco. I pity those unprivileged souls who can't experience such things. *smirk*

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What a terrible thing to happen.

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