Yeah! So I went on a GTA IV cop and pedestrian killing spree
with my pipe bombs, automatic rifels, grenade launchers to
Dario G's "Dream to Me". What of it?

"All my life....
Is changing everyday
In every possible way!"

Honey, its our second valentines day ( Read more... )

Call me cruel, call me insensitive, call me hilarious but I am preemptively planning my ( Read more... )

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I've graduated.

A year ago I had a Residential Assistant on campus that was from Jefferson County Colorado. Smoking late one night at the tent, I mentioned that I was involved with the rocky horror picture show. Quickly she pointed at her shoes saying that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold the Columbine Shooters once complimented her on the very pair of shoes she ( Read more... )

Only 4% of Americas population is left-handed and a woman ( Read more... )

I had an argument with you in my the other day.
I thought you were being totally unreasonable, and I was right.
But you kicked my ass for three cigarettes outside at 1:34 in the morning.
So now, I think I understand.

For the longest time I have always had a complete and utter disgust for the city of Tacoma. Personally I feel that the city of Tacoma is the second cousin that Spokane, Washington got pregnant when he prematurely ejaculated in a "tough shed" approximately 60 yards behind the unemployment office. To be fair, there is probably a few hip, and ( Read more... )

I was just cast as King Ubu from Ubu Roi of the Ubu Plays written by Alfred Jarry ( Read more... )

I was never cold in your presence, you made my blood simmer.