The smoke and sulfur has finally settled from this great countries national carbon emission day. No holiday pisses me off more than this one, where a clear night air and skyline is clouded more than my hotboxed purple probe outside OMSI before a Floyd light show. This year I brought back an old semi tradition of mine to strap doll parts to an ( Read more... )

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And if my thought-dreams could be seen
They'd probably put my head in a guillotine
But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.
Bob Dylan

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Yeah, I'm listening to the Labyrinth Soundtrack today.

You wanna fight?

Sometimes I worry that I will be internally forever
disappointed in my future offspring if s/he isn't
born Left-Handed.

Wait... No. I know I will.

I can now live my life no longer feeling guilty for
smoking pot in the 7th grade.

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I have been crying all day listening to Cabaret.

We have lost a great actress, and the best Sally Bowles next to Liza.

She's going like Elsie.

Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
Isn't that long a stay.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Only a Cabaret, old chum,
And I love a Cabaret!