Elvis Costello is my hero

Jan 08, 2006 13:08

I just finished my historical fiction work. That assignment has only been pending since what? the end of October? Yeah, procrastinators suck ( Read more... )

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dodgy_irony January 8 2006, 19:56:21 UTC
I am starting THE BOOK as soon as I get off the internet. Fucking William Golding...why must your novels be so short and tempting?!
Procrastination is a bitch and must be smoted. DIE!

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disco_lemonade9 January 8 2006, 20:20:08 UTC
There is no killing Procrastination. I have been poisoning him for years, but he just hasn't gotten around to dying yet...

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pittscolt45 January 8 2006, 22:37:26 UTC
Give him twenty cups of strong coffee. He'll still procrastinate, but all of the pent-up energy with nothing to spend it on will quickly drive him to suicide.

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pittscolt45 January 8 2006, 22:38:33 UTC
I mean, given, you might have to wait a day or two.

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pittscolt45 January 8 2006, 22:21:54 UTC
You need to listen to El Ten Eleven. You will forsake words.

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pittscolt45 January 8 2006, 22:32:43 UTC
If you don't, your life will be empty and little babies will come into your room and night and munch on your head while you're asleep. But they'll be invisible babies, so you won't see them when you wake up screaming in pain and bleeing from a hundred different bite marks on your head.

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woah momfred January 9 2006, 07:54:04 UTC
creepin a bit, there...

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