Well, (Guess who's back? Back again?). *stab ( Read more... )

Le lirima edan.
Tul cel yassen mi.

How can you recognize a burnt-out hippie?
He used to take acid, now he takes antacid.

Michael and I were flipping through paperback romance novels at Barnes and Noble for shits and giggles and there was a novel that began, and I quote, "Throbthrobthrobthrobthrob."
That shit was HOT.

...Oh, and I bought Kellyi one of her birthday presents. Not that I'm trying to alert her of this fact...or anything.

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Today, some customer told me, "OOH! Kathlene! My maid's name is Kathleen." And she walked away.

I wasn't sure whether to be complimented, annoyed, amused, or insulted. (?)

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1) Thank You For Smoking = A great flick.

2) I have a hole in my left nostril and I stuck a steel stud into it. I'm sexy.

That is all.

I got bored and googled "mastrubating corn."
This site came up, and I enjoyed reading people's ignorant questions and wondering whether or not their parents should be sterilized for not informing them of simple sexual questions...
However.... This truly amused me. I am going to hell. Leave a comment  1 

1) Name: David Fan ( Read more... )