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[dodgy_irony]

Michael and I were flipping through paperback romance novels at Barnes and Noble for shits and giggles and there was a novel that began, and I quote, "Throbthrobthrobthrobthrob."
That shit was HOT.

...Oh, and I bought Kellyi one of her birthday presents. Not that I'm trying to alert her of this fact...or anything.

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[disco_lemonade9]

She is wholly unalerted...

[dodgy_irony]

Glad to hear it.

[immele]

You are feeling flirty?

You liar.

[dodgy_irony]

Was too. But you were playing poker. *victimizes self*