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[dodgy_irony]

"Hey Shorty...hey shorty

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[disco_lemonade9]

i think (because it's 1 in the morning and i am incapable of doing any good thinking at this time) that the next time someone asks for your "digits" you should willfully misinterpret that as a sinister attempt on their part to remove the fingers from your left hand and you should make a scene and run away in terror. Yep. That's what I think all right...I'm going to bed now.

[dodgy_irony]

And that is why you're my favorite.

[so____overrated]

Maybe I shouldn't, but I find that hysterical. Possibly just because of his reply once you told him you were married.

This happens to me all the time, too. Maybe white women are just very strange, exotic things to them.