Jenny and I wrote a story

[disco_lemonade9]

In 1879, Master Braxton von Bates, a Haitian scientist trying to determine the effects of pufferfish meat on various humans inadvertently discovered that Zombies have a high threshold for pain and a great capacity for manual labor. Wanting to be the richest man in Haiti, which is really not an impressive feat, Braxton sold his ghastly

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[_joyfulgirl_]

dear kelly simms,

let's continue to collaborate, at least via email or something, after we graduate. the world can't afford to lose such a brilliant duo as us. seriously. what would the world do without this story?

end, that's what.

love,
jenny

[pittscolt45]

You copied Shaun of the Dead.

I L L I N O I S

[disco_lemonade9]

the story had to be titled "after death, miners refuse to work" so naturally it was about zombies. any similiarites to shaun of the dead (which i've only seen once) were unintentional.

M I C H I G A N

[pittscolt45]

The closest similarity is the part about using zombies for manual labor, which is awesome.

[disco_lemonade9]

i just realized you were talking about the very end of shaun of the dead! before i was just like where the fuck does he see a plot similiarity, but yeah it is pretty close. oh well.

i'm in love with joe's story: British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands.

how funny is that?

and a beautiful story it is, too

[anonymous]

this equals brilliant. you all reading it cracked me up, when i wasn't captivated by the 5000,002124540,00 or so flies that were buzzing around in my face when it was listening-to-you time.

~katie s.~

Re: and a beautiful story it is, too

[disco_lemonade9]

emily and your story was hilarious as well. i want a copy of festus before i graduate.

[dodgy_irony]

Please collaberate after graduation. Otherwise I. Will. Die.

This is hilarious. Nice going.