-"There's Soundgarden in my Rage against the Machine."
-"There's Rage against the Machine in my Soundgarden."

So I woke up this morning. Nothing has happened yet. I just thought you'd like to know. Yep- I'm still alive. I didn't die in a freak-waking-up accident. Which is good news for all.

Actually, I just really wanted you all to see my new Valentine's Day Icon. It's heartbreakingly cute, no?

Seattle vs Pittsburgh? Who cares when you have canine pitted against canine ( Read more... )

This Sunday I have an interview with an alumnus from Vassar College. My weekend stress level has just shot up fifty thousand points.

Carrie, you already had your Vassar interview. Help!

But i don't have any of your numbers anymore...so i still won't be in touch.

Cleft. Gusset. Bicycle Saddle.

Things said by Nick Today ( Read more... )

The Melty Man (who looks like Darth Vader): Join me Patrick.
Patrick:Never! You killed my erection!
The Melty Man: Oh Patrick. I am your erection.

People who don't know what I'm on about...why haven't you watched Coupling?

Pat Robertson has managed to piss off the whole of Israel.

Katie, if you happen to read this entry, you and I must make the 700 Club Drinking Game. You can't tease me with an idea like that and then not follow through.

New Euphemism! "going to visit the dentist" is now code for "I'm going to go do drugs." LSD in particular but we will allow you to tweak it if you like (that is if we allow you to steal the phrase at all) Why, you ask? I was reading the Beatles Anthology by the Beatles (60 bucks but worth every penny...since it wasn't mine) and I found the anecdote ( Read more... )