I just finished my historical fiction work. That assignment has only been pending since what? the end of October? Yeah, procrastinators suck ( Read more... )

"It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission."- my father just said that. I don't know why, but I liked it so I thought I'd write it down. And now I have...Indeed.

there's the a thin line between being in love with and wanting to eat someone.

Came to that conclusion while watching Fantasia. Does the crocodile want to eat the hippo or is he lusting after her? I can never tell.

in retrospect, i think it might be love.

I love Turner Classic Movies. Today there is a Stanley Kubrick marathon on, which my father thinks I'm absolutely crazy for wanting to sit through. Too bad they probably won't play A Clockwork Orange. They're sorry they can't do that Dave.

Good News, everybody! Media Play is going out of business! Hurray ( Read more... )

Happy Christmas Adam, everybody!

Whatever you do, don't let your wicket fall!

If the SS Minnow was really just out for a "3-hour tour", then why the hell did the millionaires take so much crap with them? Every morning when you get up to go to school or to work or wherever (and you're usually gone for about 8 hours) do you feel the need to take everything you own with you?

They were up to something far more sinister than

For once I went with practical- I asked for a electric pencil sharpener for Christmas.

Question: Are you sexually active?

Answer: No, I just lie there.

-Court Transcript

There, I updated. Happy now?

i just got home from school after being sandwiched between two people on a bus for two hours ( Read more... )