How much of a sick fuck am I that I actually enjoy that anti-drug commercial with all the goldfish in a tank and their water is slowly running out?

These things were said today in Writing Workshop, the best class ever student-wise ( Read more... )

Guy on TV originally from Lousiana (which is where my mother is from) "My heart goes out to those whose lives the hurricanes have forever changed ( Read more... )

So I (the least morbid person you know) am trying to come up with the song list for a funeral and I need help. They all need to be grossly inappropriate for the occasion. Such as

1. Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
2. The Devil's Workday- Modest Mouse

See, I know how to make a funeral fun.

Lesli- "I was intrigued by the naked. I stayed for the science ( Read more... )

I sucessfully pulled the meat out of gorgonzola's ear (he's the head chef in the pastamancer world) so i can shop there now and i've been upgraded to level 5 carbohydrate cognoscenti. oh and ronald is full right now and i have no idea what i'm supposed to do with one of the moons gets full ( Read more... )

Yesterday i went through an ordeal getting home and i was so pathetic that the people at busken gave me a free donut. That's when you knew you've hit rock bottom- bakeries pity you ( Read more... )

Review of Harry Potter 4- "As a whole, [it] is the least impressive of the four Potter films." Did this guy see the first two movies ( Read more... )

Okay I know I get amused/scared by the most random of things but I thought you all should know this:

On the way home I passed a billboard for the Christ Hospital Spine Institute that read: "We've got your back."


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Proverb One- Listen to Mommy and Daddy.

Proverb Two- "Don't rush to kiss a stranger on the mouth or you'll end up in a deep sleep"

...These things are in no way related.