"For some reason, old gay men always seem to think I'm a slut."

And people think school isn't fun.

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If you're 21, marijuana is now legal in Denver (?)

The guy on Fox news insisted on making this horrible joke involving a pun on Denver's moniker as the Mile High City. Sometimes I hate people.

Most times I hate people.

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I'm George Feeny!


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Stay=Pretension on Acid. I'll admit I wanted to see it because I thought it wouldn't be good, but what the fuck was that? Do we really not care at all about plot anymore? I was talking about it with Rachel earlier and I realized the only thing you know for certain about that movie (what was real or what was in your head or Henry's head or Sam's ( Read more... )

Carrie: Hip penis? Images. Not good ones ( Read more... )

I need some serious cheering up. I'm an emo kid today. I almost posted sad song lyrics.

I have to write an autobiography for English class due on Friday and I have absolutely no bloody idea what to write. I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WORTH MENTIONING! NOTHING HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME THAT WAS WORTH MENTIONING! MY LIFE HAS BEEN EXTRAORDINARY BLESSED AND CURSED AND WON. Sorry Smashing Pumpkins slips in every once and a while. But seriously ( Read more... )

Ok i admit at first all i could do was bitch about how I wasn't going to see Metric, but last night was a lot of fun. Maybe the whole charity things works for me. The band who won the Battle of the Bands at Bogarts last year (name is either Live Aura, Life Aura, or according to Nick "Aural Sex" <-which is a hilarious, or it was last night anyway) ( Read more... )