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Should I change my journal subtitle to "Rants and Ramblings"?
So recently my mother has been subjecting me to these Bible tapes everytime i'm in the car with her and they drive me crazy. You have no idea how pained I am to find out that i've left my pod at home and am going to have to listen to the guy with the country accent who apparently knows how to live my life better than me. But today she wanted to go ( Read more... ) -
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So i'm an idiot. I was upset because I couldn't find a site to post this poem that i wrote on and then it occurred to me- deviantart. The place where i always post my poems. Yeah. I'm quick. So i can't find my copy of arcadia and i suffered a panic attack today because of it. Where could it be? I need to read. I'm shaking ( Read more... ) -
Welcome to the Monkey House
Do you think Jesus ever had a sexual urge? And if so, what did he do about it? I mean, he was supposed to have become 100% man, right? So that he was like us? Well, wouldn't that mean that he thought about sex too the way we do? I can't picture Jesus thinking about sex, but it's also impossible to imagine a human whose mind sex never crossed. -
A Kelly Rant for Rachel (who is not around to hear them anymore)
Okay so on one of my random trivia kicks i found out that orlando bloom's first movie role was as the rentboy in Wilde but before reading Oscar Wilde's biography I didn't know that renter was late 1800's slang for male prostitute. So anyway yeah I finally saw that movie today. I think I might show it to my English class. Jude Law plays a brilliant ( Read more... ) -
I am no longer Charlotte Simmons
My life is so fucking empty right now. And all because I finished "I am Charlotte Simmons" by Tom Wolfe and I can't remember what I did before I was absorbed in that novel. Seriously, I must have done something before...but all I can do is run through the story again in my mind or think about re-reading it. Somewhere someone should invent book ( Read more... ) -
I forget to forget nothing is important
Today I've decided that we need to make a list of the most pretentious movies out there. So amuse me by commenting with some. Please. You have no idea how happy this will make me.
I'll start it off:
Donnie Darko
It's your turn now. -
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I'll probably post more later. But for now I leave you with this.
Me to Carrie in Media Play: "I'm a shoplifter (spots clerk standing right by us) which I'm not." -
This is pointless but I was amused.
"In Israel we say that when we have sex we do it with sneakers on, so that we can run to our friends and tell them how it was."
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ReBoot!
I had a freaky trip down memory lane today which led to the discovery of this picture. Don't ask
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