...and remember kids, whatever holiday you celebrate, Merry Christmas!

happy turkey day, biatches!

Happy day after halloween everybody! Today is my favorite part about this holiday because I get to sift threw my candy,(all 3 pounds of which I got for free. Booya!) eat all the good ones, and give the rest to my little brothers. It's the simple things in life I enjoy, really. God I am going to have a stomach ache later. But the sweet, ( Read more... )

I desperately need to get laid

friggin A dude

Ok, Corpse Bride= my effing life. It was absolutely amazing. Losing 5 dollars in poker last night was not.

I was just informed that the real reason my parents got divorced was because my dad cheated on my mom. My entire world has been turned upside down.

i miss her

yesterday, I became a man. An 18 year old man.

stupid day. school, trying to find my alarm clicker thing for my car. no luck. The swedes are absolutely insane, so my car won't start without the clicker, and I have to get a whole new alarm system put in. GAY. Hopefully that happens by tommorrow so I can transportationalize myself places again. I hate how little annoying shit like losing my ( Read more... )