June
20/21& 27/28- Fire Flies at the Derbyshire Renaissance Faire. Fire Flies is the fire performance/comedy troupe I'm in.  I'm going to be fire breathing as well as performing some other fire arts, and a little bit of song, both weekends.

July
4- Comerica Cityfest. Playing guitar and singing for the people of Detroit.
30- Ben & Jen's Pre-Wedding ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in such a long time...
I've been dreadfully busy with Wonderland, and now I'm booked for a ton of shows. I'm going to update fully at some point in time.

Here's a video of a burlesque act I did for Oblivion's Fractured Fables show- it's got glitter and bubbles and starfish pasties.
What more can you ask for?

Hayley Jane ( Read more... )

Currently, Circus Girl, I am angry at you because you left ( Read more... )

This entry is going to be a culmination of a lot of thinking and hating and loving on my part.
It's going to have a lot of non sequiturs.
Bare with me.
[pun unintended, but that was pretty clever!]

DEAR BURLESQUE PERFORMERS,
You cannot ALL be Dita Von Teese. You cannot all dress like glamorous stars of the 1940s every day in fully fashioned stockings ( Read more... )

FINALLY!
A VIDEO!

My ninja act from Dirty Show X.

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Love,
Kate

Hey, party people!

If you were wondering how the Asian show went, you can check out some sick pics
HERE.

I can't repost them due to copyright stuff, but please check out the link for some photos of me Harajuku-ing it up amongst the other ladies of Spag!

Love,
Kate

P.S. I did the Dirty Show last night and the night before. AWESOME! Come see me work the ( Read more... )

No, really.
REALLY.

Etta James.
FOR THE WIN!

Aside from her negative comments about my president, Barack Obama [god, I am so happy, America, I can't freaking believe it], Ms. Etta James really digs into a woman I thoroughly dislike.

BEYONCE.

"You know that woman he had singing for him, singing my song -- she's gonna get her a-- whipped. The great Beyonce ( Read more... )

I guess that title is a bit misleading.
This is more an open rant/free write about how I'm trying to get a freaking job or make a freaking job.

I've been sorting through the ads on Craigslist, applying for anything that seems workable.  So far, I've applied for two hostessing jobs, a couple modeling gigs, a stripping gig, a bikini car wash job, and a ( Read more... )

Two things I love.

Bob Dylan
and
Pepsi [I was raised on that stuff. It is my nectar. Trying to kick the habit as of late.]

Why do I hate this commercial so fucking much?

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Seriously. There is something so wrong with that. I even like Will.I.Am, but that...just seems wrong. It's like how they're using John Lennon to sell laptops ( Read more... )

OK, I ADMIT IT.

I am a stocking fetishist.
[Seriously.]

I am HELLA OBSESSED. It would be creepy if I wasn't a burlesque performer.
[IT MIGHT STILL BE CREEPY.]

[I AM NOT SURE.]

Currently, I go onto the website What Katie Did pretty much every day and gaze longingly at their fabulous collection of hosiery, praying the exchange rate goes down. [It's pretty ( Read more... )