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Life's Questions -- Budgets
Thou shalt not buy a $7.99 bag of lettuce that is larger than ones face unless one is planning on obsessively DATING this said bag of lettuce until the entire bag of lettuce has reached its demise ( Read more... ) -
Dear Diary, Re: Moving Away From Parents & Food
Since moving away from my parents abode, I have learned many things on the list of Things I Have Learned. However there is one that is pertinent. One who has recently ripped their flesh away from the home of Their Parents should not be trusted to operate a fully functional digestive system. When I moved, I scoured the isles of every market this ( Read more... ) -
Vegetables, let me count the ways. . .
Dear Vegetables ( Read more... ) -
Aristotle Now Rules And Directs My Life. I Now Own Coffee Bean Farms
Restaurant Conversation ( Read more... ) -
Adoration Obsession Interference #3836587637
My friends already know i am flawed. But sometimes, i wonder if they really know, HOW flawed. What degree on the flawinheight scale am i at? We were stopped at a stop light. at, oh a pretty big intersection. And as the light turns green, i SCREAM. a blood curdling, type of 'the boogy man- and -the- cookie- monster -both-are -about- to- EAT US', ( Read more... ) -
Food Network...look out
Seriously, someone better challenge me to a "cook off" or some "cooking/baking - duel" of sorts, before i get a really huge ego and think im like the best cook ever. oops. too late it seems.