are there any good web sites?

thanks.

another weekend of drinking and karaoke.

its damn near impossible to explain 'blue balls' to a non-English speaker....

but, it is apparently hilarious. if i could only remember....

yeah, thats my penis in your daily habit.

***for the record: kevin has genitalia. Ive seen them more than his ex-girlfriends, parents, and hookers he has visited.

WE hit lots of places ( Read more... )

the beard fell off last night. no more face pubes.

RIP 2000-2005

im not sure youre real. and if youre real, im not sure that youre the son of god and all that stuff. however, im not sure that atoms or other galaxies exist, but I in believe that, so what do I got to lose ( Read more... )

I havent had it since summer. It comes and it leaves ( Read more... )

korean women mostly have no ass. Its disturbing. On the subway you;ll see a b-cupped goddes an she turns around to reveal a concave poophole that even a g-string would not improve. After many a dissapointing session of ass-gazing, I have devised a theory. 1) they walk to much up and down stairs. Korea is built up and down, but not laterally. More ( Read more... )

( ....Seoul was still fun. )

two things i never imagined that I'd be doing:

1. checking out japanese punk rock chicks in an Osaka subway station (Im still in love with that one wih the U.S. flag shirt -- Miss America).

2. sitting on top of a mountain explaining "the shocker" to a 32 yr old korean man.

classes start tomorrow. turns out I am teaching college aged kids. oops.