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"please don't throw basketballs at my heart. It would bring satanic homo-erotic athletes together."

this is probably the greatest shit ever written.

The songs you indicated you would like to vote for in this year's Hottest 100 ( Read more... )

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i have never been as far off the planet as i was last night.
i felt like jesus.

we had a party last night.

we dance and claim to be walruses.

we are the beautiful people.

i can tell.

i feel sick.
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i feel ill ( Read more... )