once in a lifetime

[disenchantedkid]

well, how did i get here?

[ same as it ever was ]

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[empty_land]

i'm pretty sure it has something to do with your dad sticking parts into your mom's parts.

[disenchantedkid]

Dear Danielle,

Due to the resulting mental image, I must regretfully inform you that when next we meet I am required to throw up in your nose.

I'm sure you understand,

Jeff

[empty_land]

Dear Jeff,

I understand completely.

Sincerely,
-danielle.